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Profile HUH, WHO? What’s so great about feeling and dreaming? — I'm fat but hungry Linksys Aaron Amanda Cass Candice(cuzzin) Cheryl Chloe !@!@DIANE!@!@ Emma Hazwan HeiMun Joey (Lady) Juin Ling KahYuen LiLing(HOOR) Marcus Olivia Pei Pei! Phillip Qi Ming Rayson/Ying Hao(cuzzin) SHERMEEEEEN SokLing TRIBE! WanLing Wenling WenYan Yun Yu Yu Heng Zhuo Yun VAL ------ Lhy ----- DEVIEN GLAZE JIAYING WINNIE SOOOO CHYE STARHUB WEB SMS!! BlackBerry Cases CrackBerry NinjaThemes ultimate-guitar! FUNKY-CHICKENS! guitar PRAISE!! cleanstuff oddee contra this is why you're fat leenks geekologie acidcow boreme Archives September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 June 2010 July 2010 August 2010 September 2010 October 2010 November 2010	Monday, June 15, 2009 Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Split planks vertically with their nose Ninjas can divide by zero ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja what ever ninjas touch turns to gold Ninjas do not sleep, they wait. Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own.. Ninjas make onions cry Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more. Bullets dodge ninjas Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself. Can hide in incense smoke Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja. Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet" Some other guy: "True true"
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